Warm Jesis Loveby James Shugs
Men of the faith, a zealous battle is at hand between the forces of Good and Righteousness and EVIL!. I have been following the extensive and old career of Zell Miller for many decades. In 2001, when I heard that he had finally come over to the side of the holy army, and condemned every member of the Democratic party straight to hell, I stood up on my dinner table and cheered. However, it seems that yet again darkness has crestfallen Zell. After retiring from the Congress, Zell was given an exclusive position on the National Battlefield Monument Committee.
I thought he'd use his power to erect great statues of past and FUTURE religious leaders and cast out demons here and afar. But... this... is... not... at... all... what... he... has... done!!! Why has he been avoiding the issues that the LORD has called upon him? As I was voted equipment manager of my daughter youth's soccer team, I cannot stand by and watch a fellow elected official act this way. Fellow elected officials like me should behave at least as moral as I do. Here's why:
- Zell Miller has neglected to erect any statues of the greatest warrior of all time, JESIS CHRIST. The Bible itself proclaims Jesis as one of the mightiest and strong men in this galaxy. Why, this scene says it all:
Jesus took a knife, and laid hold on his concubine, and divided her, together with her bones, into twelve pieces, and sent her into all the coasts of Israel.
Judges 19:29
Obviously! Jesis is a brutal hero who is not to be trifled with. He deserves a statue.
Also, Zell Miller oversees the Luxembourg Americal Memorial. As we all know LUXEMBOURG is in the Axis of Evil! EVEN WORSE, Zell Miller has ignored my repeated letters warning him of this issue. If this keeps up, I shall have to alert my wife and my boss, as well as the smelly alcoholic homeless man on the street with whom I talk about Jesis!!
This leads me to my point: Zell Miller denies to make any new statues of the second coming of Jesis, which we all know is a flipper baby. This is ridiculous, as history is filled with famous statues of flipper babies, such as the Venus De Milo!
Oh, why, oh why must you continue to flipper flop, ZellMiller? You're supposed to fight for the Lord! It says so in the bible. Please start making hard-hitting statues and stop serving up these soft balls! Dead people do not deserve statues, only living people like George W. Bush and Jesis deserve them. I pray with your soul that you will find your way out of the forest of moral temptation and back onto the path towards enlightenment, eventually coming to the clearing of heaven. Amen.
Men of the faith, a zealous battle is at hand between the forces of Good and Righteousness and EVIL!. I have been following the extensive and old career of Zell Miller for many decades. In 2001, when I heard that he had finally come over to the side of the holy army, and condemned every member of the Democratic party straight to hell, I stood up on my dinner table and cheered. However, it seems that yet again darkness has crestfallen Zell. After retiring from the Congress, Zell was given an exclusive position on the National Battlefield Monument Committee.
I thought he'd use his power to erect great statues of past and FUTURE religious leaders and cast out demons here and afar. But... this... is... not... at... all... what... he... has... done!!! Why has he been avoiding the issues that the LORD has called upon him? As I was voted equipment manager of my daughter youth's soccer team, I cannot stand by and watch a fellow elected official act this way. Fellow elected officials like me should behave at least as moral as I do. Here's why:
- Zell Miller has neglected to erect any statues of the greatest warrior of all time, JESIS CHRIST. The Bible itself proclaims Jesis as one of the mightiest and strong men in this galaxy. Why, this scene says it all:
Jesus took a knife, and laid hold on his concubine, and divided her, together with her bones, into twelve pieces, and sent her into all the coasts of Israel.
Judges 19:29
Obviously! Jesis is a brutal hero who is not to be trifled with. He deserves a statue.
Also, Zell Miller oversees the Luxembourg Americal Memorial. As we all know LUXEMBOURG is in the Axis of Evil! EVEN WORSE, Zell Miller has ignored my repeated letters warning him of this issue. If this keeps up, I shall have to alert my wife and my boss, as well as the smelly alcoholic homeless man on the street with whom I talk about Jesis!!
This leads me to my point: Zell Miller denies to make any new statues of the second coming of Jesis, which we all know is a flipper baby. This is ridiculous, as history is filled with famous statues of flipper babies, such as the Venus De Milo!
Oh, why, oh why must you continue to flipper flop, ZellMiller? You're supposed to fight for the Lord! It says so in the bible. Please start making hard-hitting statues and stop serving up these soft balls! Dead people do not deserve statues, only living people like George W. Bush and Jesis deserve them. I pray with your soul that you will find your way out of the forest of moral temptation and back onto the path towards enlightenment, eventually coming to the clearing of heaven. Amen.
3 comments:
Roberta! You say you will have to alert your WIFE! How can that be!!
My name is James, I am Roberta's husband- I get my posts in whenever the wife lets me. I love every one of God's creatures, except moles. I think moles should be slaughtered.
Hope this answers your question.
Yours in Christ's spilling blood,
James
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