Thursday, June 14, 2007

RELIGIPREDICTIONS

As everyone who reads my blog or the bible is well aware, I am quite the profit. I don't believe in horoscopes, the devil's roulette wheel, so instead I asked God to divine true inspiration for the ther misled religions. Here are my predictions to rescue you from darkness, except for christians:

Muslim: God is going to strangle you with your turban.


Buddhism:
The true christian god will reincarnate you as an evil Jew.


Jew:
Another genocide is in your future.


Catholic:
God will curse you this month by giving all of your altar boys diarrhea.


Hindu:
Your seven arms and mystery red dot will protect you from Jesus' wrath for another month.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

So in love with Jesus you can't eve spell his name your words disgust me you evil wikid woman you will go to hell for the words you have written. I was brought up a chritian and being a christian you learn to love others as they are not hate them for who they believe in it is people like you who start wars you. i will be report this blog i don't think you undertsnad the seriousness your words and if you do people should know about. But then again may you just want attention, i suppose you live in a narrow minded town in america.

Anonymous said...

You are pathetic. I cannot believe that such crap can be posted on the internet. Stay at home wife with a serious problem. Go out into the REAL WORLD and try to learn something about other cultures.

Anonymous said...

Wow. You are quite the insignificant parasite, now aren't you? May God have mercy on your soul...

Kris said...

This is a joke, right?

If it isn't, you are a sad, sad person.

K-Row said...

I think this is a joke,,,it would be funny if it were one..If not and you are serious then ill take GOD's mighty rightous hand and slap the shit out of you, DUMB BITCH!!!!!1

Anonymous said...

hahaha! love it

Finius said...

Lol @ all the noobs below who are blathering on about religious bum-love and all that jazz. Jeez kids, if you can't take a joke, stay off the internet! Moreover, Mr anonymous making a point about spelling, "wikid" has a C and an E in it, I won't spoil the surprise for you by telling you where they go, but that's all part of the fun. Anonymous below anonymous, the internet is free space, no-one censors it, so shut up, sit down, or the bunny gets shot once for each dumbass who didn't get the point.

Later noobs.

Anonymous said...

I am Catholic, and I find some of the websites linked on your page very offensive--not only for their biassed content, but also for the complete ingorance with which they were written. Our Jesus is the same--He established the Church through Peter (whom he named "the rock" in Aramaic). We find hope in the same ressurection. So, I ask you, who are YOU to judge?

Nabeel said...

Wow.....some post. How many, Catholics, Muslims, Hindus, Jews, or Buddhists will accept your faith after reading this post.

Not Many. Good job for giving an even worse name to a religion that is already declining in number in your own country.

What a slap in the face! LOL

Anonymous said...

simply... Fuck You!!!

Anonymous said...

what an idiot?!!@@##
by the way, the first pic is fake pic just like your beliefs, i'm sure she's your mum.

Al-mutairy said...

what an idiot?!!!@@###
bullshit........
by the why the upper pic is fake pic just like ur beliefs, i'm sure she's ur mum.
trust me u will know the truth someday, just wait.

George said...

Well from an unbiased point of view...

If you are a Christian read the bible. If you have, you do not understand it obviously so go see a pastor or priest. Furthermore, if you have any knowledge about your own religion you will realise that GOD LOVES EVERYONE. So, don't discriminate. If it is important for you to spread the word of Christianity, then spread it properly. Otherwise, you should consider getting yourself a new hobby.

But of course you'll never see this and I'm sure this was all a joke. I just wrote this.. in case.

id watch your back. said...

You must be out of your goddamn mind!!!
And your teaching your children these sick beliefs...
Who the hell do you think you are, telling the troops to act more like men and less like kids, i don't see your judgmental ass out on the war lines...
If anything you should be reading a bible, thanking the troops and teaching your children real morals that will get them through life...
Hopefully you get your shit together one day, so your children might have some hope, o and btw, stupid decision to put your photo on your site... never know how far your sick opinions will push someone too.

id watch your back. said...

After further review of your blog... I have come to the conclusion that you are just belligerent.

You don't have the faintest clue of what you speak, and furthermore need mental rehabilitation.

I for one hope you receive it.

FAYZMAN said...

Your all a bunch of religous idiots.
You religous fools have a problem, you are satisfied just by not understading this world. When when will you brainwashed IDIOTS realise religions are WRONG. THERE IS AGREATER BEING BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS.
AND WOMAN WHO MADE THIS IF I MET YOU I WOULD KICK THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU U UGLY RELIGIOUS SLAG

Anonymous said...

I hate Jews as well. I remember that fateful day, when the towers fell. It was the Jews! and the Muslims! and the Hindus! and the Christians! God Damn Them All. I was there, over 911 years ago. God Bless Merica.

Anonymous said...

I blew up the world trade center.

Anonymous said...

dont need to be smart to know that .. a muslim woman wud never let someone make a picture of her.. like that... and post it on internet... that's just some crazy idiot who put a blanket on that girl while naked.-. and took a pic of her... come on...
Islam is the truth.... the deeen... and we do believe jesus (isa.. pbuh) will come as a man... a man who kneels to God... not a God that kneels to himself-- so... read some... come on... there's plenty information at ur reach... there is a world beyond ur nose.. sad u cant see it...